Saturday, June 14, 2008
Major USCCB Decision
In a stunning move, to help Bishop Donald Trautman's favourite mythical Catholic couple, "John and Mary Catholic," the USCCB Liturgy Committee has decided that, from now on, Bishop Trautman will be known as Bishop Donald Fishperson - in the interest of species/gender equality. Bishop Trautman felt that "John and Mary Catholic" would have difficulty with the archaic concept of a Trautman - a fishperson is much more user-friendly........and they think the age of clericalism is in the traditionalist world?!